I woke up this morning and headed directly to my bowl for breakfast. Strangely, my dish was either half empty or half full, but I could not figure out which. So I didn’t have a bite and instead ran to get a measuring stick.

The measurements didn’t help me much, as the bowl was either 2 inches full or 2 inches empty and I still could not figure out which. So I didn’t have a bite and instead ran to get a camera.

I took some pictures, posted them online and asked my friends to help me figure out my conundrum.

My friends didn’t help me much, as half of them thought the bowl to be half empty and the other half thought it half full. So I didn’t have a bite and instead ran to ask Betty Bad kitty.

I approached her slowly, as she tends to be grumpy in the morning before breakfast, but found her liking her whiskers clean with a smile. So I showed her the photos of my bowl and posted my question.

Betty was very helpful indeed. The wise kitty told me my bowl was both half empty and half full, but most importantly, that it was delicious!

Half awake or half asleep, remember to enjoy your breakfast!

Roger Good
http://www.goodpuppy.com