The World looks a little bit different from down here. Most people don’t get to have this perspective, unless they’re on vacation, laying on a beach. But in most of those cases, people tend to pull a book out and get sucked into the printed words or close their eyes and vanish.

I was running outside to dig a hole for my new bone, when I saw Betty Bad Kitty sitting by the window. As I went past her, Betty said:
—   Are you sure that’s a Good idea?

I didn’t think much of her question and went on my way.

I woke up this morning and headed directly to my bowl for breakfast. Strangely, my dish was either half empty or half full, but I could not figure out which. So I didn’t have a bite and instead ran to get a measuring stick.

I think I’ve been deceived. I was brought to this place under the false pretenses of sharing my adventures with an audience; instead I was given an Orange laptop with a suspicious sign.